THE OFFICIAL P.R. RELEASE
Certain influential and unprepossessing individuals have already received an official document in the mail from Nobyl’s secret new propaganda branch. If you are one of these people, you know who you are. (If you’re not one of these people, hopefully you still know who you are… but that’s a topic for another day.) This official document was crafted by members of the elusive Rural Infiltration and it contains coded information — like pictures of our new boards and cryptic promotional text. If you want one, shoot us an email.
